Ten from Joe Skirkie
1.
Hey, so yeah you were (or are) Bri's boss. What was (is)
that like?
I
was Bri’s boss. It was the best of times…it was the
worst of times. Nah…he
made a lot of Wawa trips for me so I can’t complain.
2.
I just noticed your number isn't in my phone. Do you think
we need to talk more?
Yeah,
I don’t have your number either or any Skirkie number for
that matter. Maybe that’s the way Tom wants it.
3.
What do you think your name would be if you were born in
March?
My
mom has told me my name would have been Venetta, after my
grandma. Thank God I was born in April!
4.
One of the kids on my lacrosse team had a yellow
xB; it looked like a short bus. Why do you think Tom went
for the purple one?
I
think the yellow would have been a bad choice for that
reason. Tom
doesn’t need any more people thinking he rides the short
bus. His color
is actually more maroon than purple. I don’t know why he
chose it but I would have gone with the blue.
5.
Someone told me you were born a Kenso. Any comment?
Yes,
I was born in Kensington and lived there until I was 11.
However, I have all of my teeth.
6.
If I gave you a t-shirt with my face on it, would you wear
it more than the Dennis shirt?
This
is a trick question! If I answer no, you are offended. If I
answer yes, Dennis is offended and I’m sure I will get a
Joe t-shirt. Hey wait a minute…yes!
7.
How about a thong with my face on it?
Definitely
no thongs with faces on them!
8.
Say one of the following will get drunk and sing
"Always Something There to Remind Me" by Naked
Eyes at your wedding, who would you rather it be: Bri? or
Dennis?
Well,
everyone who went on the cruise with us remembers Dennis’
performance so I would have to go with Bri (although I’m
sure it won’t be much better).
9.
Who wins this fight: Joanne Cocchiola (Mayor, Nutley) vs.
Joseph Andl
(Mayor,
Maple Shade)
Of
course the mayor of Maple Shade wins, that’s a no brainer!
10.
Are you gonna let Tom hire KFC to cater your wedding?
No,
I’m pleased to say that the P&P caterers are catering
our wedding. They come with the hall. Tom would never be
allowed to make that kind of decision.
Ten
from Ed Skirkie
1.
Are you jealous of Bill Richardson sometimes?
Oh
I’m jealous of Bill Richardson all of the time! J/K
2.
What about Dick Clark?
In
his present condition, I would have to say no I’m
not…but purely based on Tom’s love for dick, a little.
3.
The Sizzle?
Everyone
is jealous of the Sizzle!
4.
Ever think about carrying a can of mace for the next time
Dennis Richardson is drunk? Because that would be pretty
hilarious. Seriously. He'd probably let you do it, too.
Wow,
Ed that is a great idea! I doing it!
5.
Tom always mentions people on his site by their full names.
First name, last name. I really think he likes to show off
that he knows like a million people.
He
even does it with you. "My fiance April Keppler."
You're
not familiar enough to him? Can't he just say April? I mean,
we all know you.
I
guess he often confuses me with his other fiance.
6.
Ever notice how Tom idolizes Dick Clark, who didn't age in
50 years, and he already acts like he's 52?
(Tom:
Nice, Ed, nice.)
Oh
come on, he only acts like he is 51!
7.
Is Tom really your type? You must really love body hair.
Actually
I’m not a big body hair fan…ask Tom I’m constantly
asking him to get waxed.
8.
Relating to Question #7, who would you rather marry: Tom
Asher or Ron Jeremy?
Still
Tom
9.
Do you realize if you name a kid Austin or Preston, he's
gonna get beat up at school? I'd give you some better names
but I'm saving them for my own kids or, more likely, the
babies that will result from my sperm donated to a lesbian
couple.
Ha!
I like the name Austin…what’s wrong with Austin?!?!!?
And Tom picks Preston for obvious reasons.
10.
Did Tom try to pull any lame moves when you were first
dating like pretending to run out of gas, complained that
his pants were chafing, or the old hole in the bucket of
popcorn trick?
No,
I can honestly and thankfully say he did not.
