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Ukrainian Sausage Awards Central!


Is it rigged?  Of course!

True Value Man Of The Year

2005: Brian Dutill

2004: Joe Skirkie

2003: Jason Grant and Jim Spicer

2002: Dave Abernethy

2001: Ed Skirkie

2000: Jimmy Weldon

 

Bath And Body Works Woman Of The Year

2005: April Keppler

2004: April Keppler

2003: April Keppler, Christine Zachwieja and Kelly Dutill

2002: April Keppler

2001: Kelly Dutill

2000: Kelly Dutill

 

Fajoobis.com / Bob Evans Link Of The Year

2005: Ed and Joe Skirkie's Fajoobis.com (RIP)

2004: Kelly Dutill and Jim Spicer's Wedding Page

2003: Brian Dutill's Brian Cash Productions / Cashisity!

2002: Ed and Joe Skirkie's Fajoobis.com

2001: Joe Skirkie's Cup-Of-Joe.com

2000: Gregg Maddalo's Doughnut Zone

 

Yahoo! Fantasy Sports Team Of The Year
* - Will be "Owner of the Year" in 2006

2005: Craig Murray's Ghetto Bastards (Football)

2004: Tom Asher's Kiev Krushers (Football)

2003: Joe Skirkie’s Breezewood Mad Cows (Football)

2002: Craig Murray's Ghetto Bastards (Football)

2001: Tim Puglia's Mighty Pigs (Baseball)

2000: John Sadlowski's Captain's Component (Football)

 

Jimmie “The Duke” Dutill / Dick's Sporting Goods Athlete Of The Year

2005: Brian Dutill

2004: Bill Larkin

2003: Johnny Fries

2002: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

2001: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

2000: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

 

Jay Grant Beef Tips Vomiter Of The Year

2005: Dennis Richardson

2004: Dennis Richardson

2003: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

2002: Pat Spicer

2001: Jim Spicer

2000: Kelly Dutill

 

7-Eleven Party Of The Year

2005: The Spicer Wedding

2004: Jim Spicer and Kelly Dutill's Christams Party

2003: Brian Dutill's 4th Annual Cashisity Awards (Hosted By Tom Asher)

2002: Tim Puglia's Jack-Off

2001: Tim Puglia's Labor Day Weekend Bash

2000: Kelly Dutill's 80's Party

 

Cocky Bastard Of The Year

2005: Mike Richardson

2004: Tim Puglia

2003: Dennis Richardson

2002: Jay Grant

2001: Brian Dutill

2000: Brian Dutill

 

Miller Lite Drinker Of The Year

2005: "Hoss" Pat Spicer

2004: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

2003: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

2002: Jim Spicer

2001: Ed Skirkie

2000: Jim Spicer

 

Press Restaurant And Bar / Bar Of The Year

2005: Coach's Bar and Grille

2004: Press Restaurant And Bar

2003: Press Restaurant And Bar

2002: Press Restaurant And Bar

2001: Casper's Place

2000: Casper's Place

 

Single Guy Of The Year

2005: Brian Dutill

2004: Brian Dutill

2003: Joe Skirkie

2002: Brian Dutill

2001: Joe Skirkie

2000: Jay Grant

 

Eddie Fallon / BSB Employee Of The Year

2005: Jason Grant

2004: Jim Fecca

2003: Dave Abernethy

2002: Dennis Richardson

2001: Dave Abernethy

2000: Nicole Apa

 

Facial Hair Of The Year

2005: Dennis Richardson

2004: Dennis Richardson and Johnny Fries

2003: Ed Skirkie

2002: Joe Skirkie

2001: Dan Foster

2000: Tom Asher

 

Cheesesteak Of The Year

2005: Ed Skirkie

2004: Press Restaurant and Bar

2003: Chink's Steaks

2002: No Award Given

2001: Steve's Prince Of Steaks

2000: Steve's Prince Of Steaks

 

Nickname Of The Year

2005: Colleen "Murph" Gilmartin

2004: Dennis "The Funk" Richardson, Ed "Tank" Skirkie, "The Pharaoh" Nash Thompson

2003: No Award Given

2002: Dennis "Hitler 2" Richardson

2001: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

2000: Kelly "Edith Bunker" Dutill

 

UkrainianSausage.com Hall Of Fame

2005: Jay Grant's Margaritaville

2004: Gregg Maddalo's Doughnut Zone

2003: Walter Garvin / Garvin's Irishmens' Inn

2002: Kelly Dutill

 

Retired Awards...

 

Natural Ice College Of The Year

2003: Penn State University

2002: Penn State University

2001: LaSalle University

2000: LaSalle University

 

Single Girl Of The Year

2003: Christina Nugent

2002: Christine "Pokey" Mulhern

2001: Lauren Belcher

2000: Christine "Pokey" Mulhern

 

Home Depot Party House Of The Year (formerly the Basement Of The Year)

2002: Dave Abernethy

2001: Tim Puglia

2000: Kelly - Jimmie - Brian Dutill

 

Feud Of The Year

2002: August Florida Crew (Spicer and Dutill vs. Weinert and Bruno)

2001: The Pickle Controversy

2000: Ukrainian Sausage.com vs. Le Jaune Canard.com

 

Norwegian Cruise Lines Vacation Spot Of The Year

2001: Jim Spicer's Anglesea Resort

2000: Jim Spicer's Anglesea Resort

 

Kodak Cameraman Of The Year

2001: Dan Foster

2000: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

 

AAA Car Trouble Of The Year

2001: Dutill Family's "Shit Brown"

2000: Tom Asher's Fifth Avenue and Tim Puglia's Century

 

Ron Jeremy Hairy Bastard Of The Year

2001: Dan Foster

2000: Steve Hancock

 

Flatulator Of The Year

2001: Jimmie "The Duke" Dutill

2000: Jim Spicer

 

Leon Phelps Pimpin Ain't Easy Award

2001: Gregg Maddalo

2000: Gregg Maddalo

 

The voting process is used to potentially sway my opinion on an award.  However, it should be noted that I have the final say in all awards.  A person, place or thing can have an award named after them if they win the award three consecutive, unique times OR if decided by me.

 

Awards Given To Me:

 

2001 Cashisity Award For The Brian Cash Award!

2002 Cashisity Award For Beer Pong! (With Christine Zachwieja)

2002 Cashisity Award For Most Improved Softball Player!

2003 Cashisity Award For Webgem Of The Year!

2004 Cashisity Award For KDSL MVP!

2004 Cashisity Award For Funniest Sports Injury!

 

 

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